Eelis Kiy
Gallente
Shadows Of The Federation
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Posted - 2010.06.09 16:10:00 -
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1. Tell me what you would do with the 21 billion isk I have in my wallet and assets.
I'd like to say how I'd sensibly manage my isk and finally work on those dusty skill plans for Cap ships. I'd like to say that I'd help the needy and give a little away; share the wealth, but with knowledge for those who received my isk gifts so that the poor carebear newbs didnt squander it all on battleships at 3 days old. I would use my wealth to spread a message of love and hope wherever I went. Children would throw flowers at my feet as I passed by, women would kiss my... etc etc.
Sadly I know deep down inside that I would actually go nuts, seriously nuts. I'd hot drop every god dam frigate I could find. I'd put faction hull reppers on all my ships. I'd go afk through low-sec in a vindicator, and take bets on how long it would last. I would attack everyone and anything. I would become a isk-drunk monster.
I know this would happen because irl I once won ú10 on the lottery and spent it ALL on those little edible-paper spaceships with the sherbert in. Thats a lot of fking spaceships I can tell you (and I hope my choice of candy demonstrates my dedication to Eve).
2. Tell me about the dreams you have for yourself in eve that you are worried will never come true.
My dream is to become the greatest, most loved capsuleeer in all of New Eden. My alliance will be the greatest force ever known in New Eden, infact it will be so big it will actually be the only alliance in the whole game. Chribba will give me backrubs. CCP will buy me my own apartment (or cool volcano house, I've quite not decided on this part yet) in Iceland. My followers will worship me and throw themselves into the fires of combat simply because I wished it. My enemies will loath, fear and detest me, but secretly name their first born children in my honor.
My biggest fear of something not coming true however is that cow-farming will never be introduced into Eve... because seriously, the moment the Fed Navy gets round to doing a psychology report on me I will probably have my pilot license revoked. Thus I watch PI developements with baited breath.
3. Tell me about the biggest mistake you have made in this universe we call eve. What did you learn if anything?
I drank 2 bottles of wine and then logged on. Proceeded to try and cyb0r with 2 war targets in local chat whilst sat ON a gate in my cov-ops ship. They played along for a few mins, then blew me up and went home. I passed out shortly afterwards and woke up about 5 hours later, partially naked, with my face stuck to my keyboard.
From this I learned to stick to quality Australian wine and avoid drinking that cheap sh!t they sell down at the Co-Op 
4. Give some sage advice for people who will be here long after my plot license is dead and gone and somebody else is using my face.
Read up, ask, embrace and be open minded. And never ever forget that EvE = Everyone v everyone 
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